Heya and Welcome

Hi guys. I can't believe that it has actually been 21 years! I think I must have pulled a David Bowie and drank too much or inhaled some Sweet and Low or something, since it seems like I missed about 18 of those years. I think that I need to speak with someone about a refund...

Anyway, hopefully this will work and we can all post, enjoy, laugh, and then run away and hide for another 21 years. Maybe by then I'll be prepared and have something planned. Probably not, though, as I'm guessing that as more of my brain cells start passing into the great void, I'll probably start making less and less sense...and then eventually buy an RV and head down South to watch NASCAR and park overnight in exotic Walmart parking lots along the Border.

Ah, but to dream...